What do Women do in the Toilets?

So while roaming with your girl in a mall, both of you head to answer nature’s call. While you take a moment to finish the job, come out, check your phone, take some vitamin B ogling around, look at the people inside high-end brands, plan how much more money you have to make before you buy your dream car, you turn back to see that your lady is still not back yet.
That is when the classic question hits your head- why it takes her so long?

So ladies and gentlemen, as a part of my social responsibility, I unveil one of the biggest secrets in the history of mankind-

"What do women do in the toilets"

1. First of all, when a woman says she needs to visit toilet, that doesn’t necessarily indicate that it is for the socially-presumed purpose. It can be various reasons- to adjust our rolled-down stockings or loosen/tighten up our hook at the back - which would look creepy if we did that in public. Right?

2. Even if the visit is for the desired purpose, the fact remains that the attire of women at any given point of time as compared to men's, follows the ratio of 3:1 i.e we have three times more zips and buttons/knots/hooks to untangle. (And not to mention the efforts required to make both the ends meet). Right?

3. There are no urinals for us. We have use the cabinets. And hence, just like opting secret ballot at an election booth, we wait patiently behind the yellow line for our turn and honor the privacy the voter inside busy 'discharging' her preferred obligation. 

4. We just don't wash our hands in the basin. We have to retouch the hair-do and make up that you spoil by misinterpreting our shoulders as your arm- rest and/or cuddly teady-bear. We also have to spray extra perfume to get rid of your body-odor that your armpits leave on smelling with. 

5. The mirror at the basin is not an ordinary mirror. Because there, we get to evaluate life's atrocities vis-a-vis its blessings. Only in that mirror wall we can appraise our inflating core, sagging b**bs, under-eye circles vis-a-vis the woman using the next basin. 

6. The bathroom as I wrote last year is a temple of human-awakening. We also use it to exchange our ideas with the other goddesses. On Biology. From biological changes to biological needs. In junction with our 'judgmental' skills about others' appearances which includes but is not limited to lip colors, high-heels and short dresses. Quite like you guys, we prioritize them as per the length of the garment- the shorter the garment, the longer the discussion.

7. Then we get reminded of you waiting for us outside and realise how the unworthy ones get the best piece.

8. We come out all decked up and secretly notice the other guys checking us out while you had been busy checking their possessions in the meantime.

9. We smile at you and get ready to let you spoil our make up again. 

P.S. Like Chlormint advertisement on TV- Dobara mat poochna!