Wednesday, May 10, 2017

My lift-man deserves a lift!



Do you remember that tea-seller in Pakistan who became over-night sensation when somebody signed him as a model?  And, did you check out his new music video where he is flaunting his blue-eyes in a black suit?



I wanted to ask- can I nominate my lift-man for the same job, please?

I mean, he is such a looker. I see him every morning and evening and am just awe-struck to see how can anyone be so beautiful. (He is not handsome, he is beautiful). And the dumb expression he has despite seeing an Indian girl ogling, assures his beauty is not plastic. 

Each time I look at him, I go “What the F are you doing here, buddy” (a similar question that I ask myself at work everyday). Bullsh!t in life connects humans.

Personally speaking, being a liftman is the second job the purpose of which defeats logic (besides the HR’s). The long queue in the lobby in the mornings with a lift hardly accomodating 6 people, who are in hurry to punch their attendance as fast as they can, and the lift-man occupies their place- just to stand and press buttons!

In many countries I have heard this position doesn't exist. But in Hong Kong, as you can see that all the good-looking people are trying their luck, learning chivalry on the job. Like this guy, who doesn't open doors for just women, but anyone whoever comes through his way. How nice!

With this, another nail in the coffin- when I always said beautiful people are dumb.

As Donald Trump says about global warming, I feel “Beauty with brains” is a Chinese hoax too.