(1) If you wear a red shirt today and another one tomorrow, people
will think it is the same.
(2) Repeating a dress at a party means your father/ husband is
not doing well.
(3) If it is sold cheap, it means it is low on quality.
(4) Buy a dress of 500 and show it off as that of 5000.
(5) A dark red lipstick is all you need to look awesome!
18 Myths About Punjabis That Seriously Need To Be Busted
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Fact: No, we’re just hard of hearing.
2. Myth: Punjabis swear a lot.
Fact: Maayave, that’s true. But it’s just a way of showing affection. If we are abusing you, it means you are practically family.
3. Myth: Punjabis swear a lot.
Fact: Maayave, that’s true. But it’s just a way of showing affection. If we are abusing you, it means you are practically family.
4. Myth: Punjabis are always looking to score a ‘catch’ for their daughters.
Fact: Admit it man, we raise pretty girls. We are the ‘catch’.
5. Myth: Punjabis drink a lot.
Fact: Yes. Because we can.
6. Myth: Punjabis have a funny accent.
Fact: What? It’s not pronounced Kaneda?
7. Myth: Punjabis are blunt.
Fact: We’re the sweetest people around. Of course, we don't hesitate to speak our minds either.
8. Myth: Punjabis are always joking.
Fact: Yeah, that’s probably because we’re high on desi ghee, all the damn time.
9. Myth: Punjabis eat nothing but butter chicken.
Fact: We also eat paranthas. Alooparantha, gobhiparantha, paneerparantha, rice parantha, dal parantha, keemaparantha, basically-anything-that-is-edible-parantha.
10. Myth: Punjabis love to splurge.
Fact: We are into saving, big time. Seriously. No punch here!
11. Myth: Punjabis are big foodies.
Fact: 100% true! And that’s why we’re hardcore believer in force feeding others too. “Puttar, bas ikhor glass lassi le lavo!”
12. Myth: Punjabis have incredibly lavish weddings.
Fact: That's not true. The weddings are nothing compared to the parties that happen afterwards
13. Myth: Punjabis celebrate and party all the time.
Fact: Nope. We can't party when we sleep. We're working on it though.
14: Myth: Punjabis are found all over the world.
Fact: In all probability, we'll be the first ones to settle on Mars as well.
15. Myth: Punjabis are obsessed with milk and milk products; ghee, lassi, curd, white butter, etc.
Fact: Did you say lassi? Where's the lassi? I want some lassi!
16. Myth: Punjabis have a naturally strong built.
Fact: Most of us really. Yeah. Pretty much.
17. Myth: Punjabis are a jolly bunch.
Fact: Partly true. But our anger is the stuff of legend. Just ask Sunny Paaji.
18. Myth: Punjabis hate South Indians.
Fact: Yes, but only in "2 States." In reality, we have nothing against our South Indian brethren. How can us food loving Punjus have ill will against people who's delicacies make us go weak in the knees.