*At a social club
in Hong Kong*
Woman: Do you
have a Chinese fan?
Me: No
Woman: Not
even one?
Me: No, I don't like to keep.
Woman to her
man: She is such a rude Indian b*tch. She doesn't like Chinese friends.
Me: WTF
Woman
leaves with her group.
( I realised Chinese pronounce friend as fan)
( I realised Chinese pronounce friend as fan)
Me: Oh,
wait, I can explain.
P.S. I am not a great fan of Chinese fans and Chinese accent.
中国谚语Zhōngguó yànyǔ
ReplyDelete[You can hardly make a friend in a year, but you can easily offend one in an hour.]