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A to Z of Hong Kong

I had written a similar experience about Mumbai which can be seen here. And now when I am a proud Hong Konger, I wish to show this beautiful country from my eyes. And if you were doubting my grammar, pl feel to check it here.

A for Air Con dripping- Just like we have birds’ droppings everywhere else in the world, we have Air Conditioner drippings in Hong Kong. Walk like a king on Queen’s Road flaunting your Gucci shirt and Jimmy Choo shoes but you can’t stop grinning when suddenly something drops on your head without notice!

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 B for Black. So when Bruce Wayne (in Batman) asked Morgan Freeman: “Does it come in black”, he was being Hong Kong at heart. Black - a Hong Konger feels the most comfortable in it. All you in the stores and on the road is Black!

C for Chung King Mansion- Need Indian spices/ Nigerian curry/ Portugese pudding, cheapest guest houses/ weed? At any point of time, you’ll find a minimum of 120 nationalities staying together in this building. A ‘Can do lah!” answer to all your troubles.

D for Dragon.  Throughout Hong Kong dragons are pampered because they are thought to be super-intelligent and benevolent creatures.  Any festival/ ritual (even calendar) is incomplete without a Dragon. Wherever visitors gaze in Hong Kong, they can see a "dragon.  Kowloon itself means Nine Dragons.

E for Elderly. Well, Hong Kong has none!  There is none between the age ranges of 25-60 years. You stop aging after you reach 25 until you reach 60. So all you see is either girls or grannies. Hong Kong is a young city where mothers and daughters are sisters growing young every day.

F for Four. Four in HK is the Thirteen of the West. Say this word to anyone at the new year and relations break. There are no 4th floors in the buildings. Pronounced as “Sei” meaning “die/ death”. Beware!

G for Gwailo- Gwailo is a ‘positively’ racist word. Gwailo means a ‘white’. Though actually translates into being a ‘white ghost’ but all gwailoes enjoy the charisma and happily call themselves so.

H for Hiking. Either you love it, or you are fed up of it or you have planned to do it every weekend or you are the one writing about it. But there is none here who has never tried it. This is the most common activity for an average Hong Konger after surfing Groupon deals and playing Candy Crush.

I for I-Phone. They say that there are two religions in Hong Kong. One, is I-Phone and second is ‘Whatever it is..!!’. Where else in the world will the train stations announce "Don't keep your eyes only on the mobile phone"

J for Jade- The Chinese good-luck charm. For the rest of the world, diamonds may be girls’ best friends, but in HK, jade rules. Depicts beauty and purity. Newborns receive jade bracelet from grandma. And people wear new amulets each year based on their zodiac signs as per ancient Chinese almanac.

K for ‘Kung hei Faat choi’. Everyone learns to say this during Chinese new year. Translated as ‘congratulations on getting rich’ while exchanging ‘Lai C’ the red packet containing money. Customary to give it to the watchmen/ maids. But secretly everyone fancies receiving it as it signifies incoming wealth.

L for LKF. The magnet of the city. The only place where an average Hong Konger never ‘plans’ to go but ends up going. The plans are generally impromptu and strike rate of ideas increases post mid-night after a few heavy drinks. Clocks lose their count and tensions of Life go for a stroll when one enters LKF.

Tip: Post 3 am, you can see the Seven Wonders of the World here.

M for M goi. The most international word of Hong Kong that can be used as a suffix in every situation comfortably. M goi expresses your gratitude, your concern and courtesy.

N for Neon Signs. Only in Hong Kong will you find 'Light Pollution'. HK never sleeps. Its Neon lights famous for being lit 24/7 present a harbour of brightly colored lights. 

O for Octopus! The smart cards of Hong Kong. Keep your credit cards and wallets overflowing cash in your pockets. Octopus can be used in trains/ buses/ shops/ ferries and what not (except cabs). Easily re-chargeable almost everywhere and even can be linked to your Credit card conveniently for auto- recharge.

P for Pork- I don’t know why it has not been crowned as the National animal of the nation yet. Be it Pork bread/ pork burritos/ (I wonder if Porsche design was inspired from this) or the jewelry/ key rings or smileys. Pork rules the world of creativity here.

Q for Queen’s culture. The Hong Kong kings woos and pays to the Hong Kong queens to get married! Queen’s road is costlier and more vibrant than King’s road. Can you believe it?

R for Red. The luckiest color of the land. Red lanterns/ red posters/ calenders on every door. If it is red, it is safe.  Wearing red is auspicious. If you shy away with red, you can pick up red vests/ briefs from street markets.

S for Saloon- You can die of hunger/ thirst/ tsunami but you will never die of messy hair or unshaven cheeks. Move around anywhere and all you see are hair saloons and all of them understand your bad hair days.

T for Typhoon. Interestingly, every Hong Konger instead of being afraid, loves it! You get an early day off, extra sleep and leisure at work waiting for Hong Kong Observatory to hoist Typhon Signal 8.

U for UK. Hong Kong’s foster mother. Some say, Hong Kong is more English than England. You see the shadows of the mother in her daughter’s architecture, street names, judiciary, culture and yes, a number of British Passport holders who have never been to Britain!

V for Victoria Harbour. Even if you see this panoramic view from your desk every morning, it never gets old. A silent ‘wow’ pops up. And at least once in your life time, it is/ was your wall paper.

 W for Wai- One word that scares you to death! “Wai” is how you greet someone on phone in Chinese. Hence if you are Cantonese-less and hear ‘wai’, be prepared to get assaulted!

X for Xcitement. Excitement for an approaching long weekend. Either you have booked your flights for getaways, or you end up making tall plans of shopping, barbeque, camping but end up being a couch potato and download movies.

Y- Yum cha! Yum cha is an invitation to eat out though literally translated as ‘drink tea’. An average Hong Konger eats out everyday. And talking of cha (tea)…the variety shouldn’t surprise you... Black teas, Flavored teas, Herbal Teas, Compressed teas, Flower Teas to name some. Visit a shop/ saloon/ friend. You are handed a cup of tea in hand before you are asked the purpose of your visit.

Z- Zero Crime. Hong Kong is outstandingly safe. Whether moving in trains/buses/trams as a local or clicking pictures posing as tourists. Move with full wallets or null clothes. None bothers. Police officers patrol many areas and are very helpful (and strong…though looks may be deceptive). 

Ask a Question

And each time you ask a question;

It germinates in the Universe, like a Spirit.

It stays connected with you somewhere in the cosmos;

With an unseen umbilical cord.

Incubated inside the shell of your intricacies, it evolves;

And when it has grown enough to get answered, it hatches.

It releases a beam of realisation;

Like a meteor, it disembarks with a shower of enlightenment.